May 12, 2012

National Nutty Fudge Day

"Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts." - Unknown

It's National Nutty Fudge Day!

"Oh fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuudge."

That's what I said when I realized I had added far to much soymilk to my fudge.

Only I didn't say fudge.

I said the f-bomb.

I didn't need a crazy haired mother to wash my mouth out with soap, though. I was distraught and disappointed enough with myself that that's all I needed to feel like a food failure. I knew when I was adding that extra half cup of soymilk, that this was something I shouldn't be doing - but I did it anyway, because the thickness of the fudge in the saucepan was freaking me out.

So, while my fudge tasted fudgin' (read: f-bomb) awesome, it came out like fudgin' (read: f-bomb) soup. You think that's gonna stop me from eating it now?!

You're out of your fudgin' (read: f-bomb) mind, kid.

Happy National Nutty Fudge Day!