June 20, 2012

National Vanilla Milkshake Day

"Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

It's National Vanilla Milkshake Day!

I know it seems totally ridiculous, but... I've never really made a milkshake before.

So, I asked my little sister how to make one, remembering that she used to make them all the time when we were in high school.

She responded, "I don't know, why don't you ask Kelis?"

Unable to pull her hair or kick her in the shins over text message, I did the next best thing - I e-yelled: "SERIOUSLY?! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A JERK?! CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO?!"

So she did... but I can't teach you, because I'd have to charge.

La la, la la laaaaa...

Happy National Vanilla Milkshake Day!