August 22, 2012

National Eat a Peach Day

"My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'" - Demetri Martin

It's National Eat a Peach Day!

If you think I'm just going to bite into a peach today, you got another thing coming. I'm a kid of the eighties. I know EXACTLY what happens when you "eat a peach"...


And Chinese legend believes eating peaches bring long life and prosperity. I KNOW BETTER.

Happy National Eat a Peach Day!


(In all seriousness, I did eat... drink... a peach. Just not one that a goblin gave me that then made me trip balls, go to a scary dance, and get nearly killed By David Bowie.)